out of sync
You know when you try to post a photo online to make yourself look intriguing, attractive and hopefully unputdownable, you hope what you've chosen best represents your personality. Here's a few embarrassing ones of me.
Personality wins outright for me, but it's always the initial spark of interest. On websites and apps like InstantBoyfriend, DesperateDilfs, ShoveItIn and WednesdayImBored you have to be instantly appealing, uber thirsty and ready to drive or bus it across 5 zones for the whiff of some intimacy.
Long gone are the days when one would travel an hour for an exotic date in Surbiton, or to nosy out someone's new flat in Strata so that nowadays the average distance is 10 minutes or less and only if there is a stiff Northwesterly.
Millennials are so fucking painful to chat up, and baby boomers have long since died below the neck. If you're single, it's gonna be painful. For years. Until eventually you just give right in, join the herd, get smashed every weekend and drive your soul into the earth.
Fukk Dat shiiiiit. I've got a mortgage and 2 hungry holes to feed. Sorry. Mouths. #blush
To all those out there that just don't give a toss. Join me in saying #gofuckyourself and no I won't show you my large penis. Plenty of #thirsttrapshawty
on here. I follow most of them.
#byefelicia #hellohandsome #next
#respectable #huaweip20pro #tiltshift #homo #mustache #moustache #blueyes #french #norwegian #britishenglish #gay #butchmetro #9solidinches